February 2012
I love the name Augustus.
My town is currently crawling with FBI and cops due to a bank robbery this morning. So glad they can come down for bank robbery, but not the myriad of meth labs ferreted away throughout the town.
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edwad:
hey guys tumblr staff wants to give me like 30 ipads
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WatchMy mom is obsessed with PhotoBooth videos.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
bare-legs:
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I...
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Announcer: THE ARTIST? TWO FOR YOU!
Harry Potter: bu-
Announcer: HUGO? FOUR FOR YOU, HUGO, YOU GO HUGO!
Harry Potter: uh-
Announcer: Is War Horse in the audience? Here you go, one for you...
Harry Potter: excuse me-
Announcer: AND NONE FOR HARRY POTTER BYE
harrypotterybarn:
bboone:
you can’t even deny that hp deserved that
#THEY MADE A D R A G O N #PEOPLE RODE THE DRAGON #THE DRAGON HAD EMOTIONS #THE DRAGON TOUCHED AUDIENCE’S HEARTS #THE DRAGON SPIT FIRE #ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING CRAZY
whereismyoscar:
the momentary shock you feel every time Christian Bale opens his mouth because you’ve forgotten he’s British
voldemortspenis:
how did harry potter not win that they made fucking GOBLINS ALL THE IRON LADY DID WAS TOUCH UP MERYL STREEPS FACE OR S/T I DONT REALLY KNOW BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT
seblaine:
slowly losing all respect for the Oscars
thehalfbloodgranger:
It’s not like the Harry Potter series impacted the lives of two or three generations.
They don’t deserve any awards, nah.
pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
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Go vote for this guy right here! →
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Unpopular opinion:
I can’t stand Lana Del Ray. I think she’s ridiculously overrated. I was excited to see her on SNL because I’d heard a bit of hype about her, but that performance was awful. I thought maybe it was just a bad night for her. Like….I thought she’d perhaps gotten extremely nervous to the point of an anxiety or panic attack and took several valium and THAT was why she was...
spellb0und:
i seriously don’t get all the hype around Lana Del Ray. she has an average voice n her music is depressing. srs.
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robonmyknob:
Idk man, I reallly really really want to be Karmaloop’s next model. I’d be perfect for it, same style and I’ve got the look they’re looking for. I will win this, but not without your guys’ help!! So please please take the 5 seconds it takes to vote for me and help me get this!!
Vote for me here: http://bit.ly/yeV01v
Just voted for Rob for the second time. Go vote for him, guys....
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Sometimes I wonder how I got so good at letting things and people go.
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I have this profound sense of not giving a fuck. About pretty much everything in my life at the moment. I just want August to be here. I truly do not give a fuck about anything here anymore. Any good time I have seems sort of forced. I just hate it here. But at the same time, I don’t. Because I just can’t be bothered to care enough to hate it anymore. There’s just not anything...
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maxfuckingbemis:
attention all boys: if you dress up as a 50’s greaser i will fall in love with you
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